Yo, Brian, how about writing some new fiction. This old stuff is pretty boring.

I always knew Crazy Robert Morein was, well, crazy . A crackpot. A nutbasket. Two burgers short of a Big Mac. Fudged in the head. You know, cuckoo <insert ring around the ear gesture. Ever since Crazy Bob turned into Mark David Chapman and started believing he was me, and signing his messages with my name, I became convinced this guy was a lunatic among lunatics on Usenet, never mind just RAO! http://robertmorein.blogspot.com/ Then, I didn't understand how a 7phd degreed physicist, audio engineer, film director, member of SAG and the IEEE, could possibly have the time to spend every waking moment of every waking day, turning his entire life into one long mad soundhaspriority obsession campaign. Of course, by the same token, I couldn't understand how Robert and others can believe that Dr. Richard Graham, a London psychiatrist for adolescent behaviour, family man and mathematics professor, who has announced that he's too busy to edit his own newsletters and does not post on usenet, could possibly be me, posting all these messages on RAO every day. But apparently, Robert and Ludovic Mirabel and Shovels and Walt and Steven Sullivan and Powell can all somehow understand this, and find Crazy Bob quite credible in his assumption that I must be Graham, simply because we both used the phrase soundhaspriority (along with a few thousand other people in the world... but who's counting?). Given the fact that I was always able to predict that Robert Morein would jump on nearly every one of my messages within minutes of me posting it, no matter what time of day or night, its clear this crazy usenet freak did not have an actual job (if this crackpot doesn't respond to this message within 24 hours, call a mortician. Because it can only mean he's dead). I guess when you're living in a mental institution as Crazy Bob must be, time is basically all you have. I received a letter from his old friend Brian McCarty today (reprinted below), and what he says about Robert is a lot more credible than anything Crazy Bob has ever said about him, me or anything, really. Considering Robert Morein's obsessive agenda to libel and defame an innocent man (Richard Graham) who has never posted here, it is Crazy Bob himself who I find personifies purposeless evil , as he calls it. So now, the tale of Crazy Bob Morein is even clearer. As pathological liars go, Morein makes Arny look like Mother Teresa. Morein is the biggest bull****ter I've ever seen in the history of this newsgroup. He doesn't know the meaning of sincerity or integrity. He does however, know the meaning of mad obsessive net stalker and delusional usenet career troll . (How do you define a career troll ? 7 years straight of Crazy Bob obsessively netstalking people, with a promise of at least 7 more, pretty much does it). THE BACKGROUND on Crazy Bob's (Robert Morein) Pathology: Mark David Chapman, for those unaware, is the obsessive madman responsible for shooting and killing John Lennon, who was a popular figure who courted not an insignificant amount of controversy in his public life. Chapman started out liking Lennon and The Beatles, but later felt Lennon was a phony , and sold out his ideals. He felt that by killing Lennon, it would allow him to take Lennon's place. Morein started out liking me, but now feels that I am a phony , and a sell-out. I've also been informed that Morein recently acquired a gun license, and a handgun. Should I be worried that Crazy Bob will fly to London to shoot Dr. Richard Graham (who he thinks is me), in order to become Dr. Graham? Robert took a public vow recently to harass me wherever I post on Usenet. As we have seen previous to that, Robert has publicly admitted harassing the real Dr. Graham's colleagues at his places of work at NHS and Priory, and as I have learned, our Crazy Bob also harassed and threatened Graham's wife and Graham himself, at around 3 in the morning, a couple of weeks ago. It's disturbing enough that Robert Morein thinks he's me and posts under my identity, but apart from hawking morphic green *** cream , Crazy Bob has now taken to signing his messages Love, SHP . I'm worried that if Crazy Bob is not physically on his way to London to shoot and kill Dr. Graham, a completely innocent party to all of this, he's already half way there 'mentally'. It didn't take much to get Chapman on a plane from Hawaii to NY, after all. If I ever find out that Crazy Bob Morein bought a copy of Catcher In The Rye, then I'll be afraid for Dr. Graham's life and will definitely be taking action against this crazy crackpot that you've got on your group! The truth behind Robert Morein's crazy bulldoody: You should be aware that the vast bulk of incidents cited by Morein in his email to you (below) are either fictional, or were done by Morein himself, I don't really know. At least some of the harassment of others on usenet was done in order to justify his attacks on me, and the email bombing and other internet harassment techniques he cites were also done to me at the same time he was doing it to others. Funnily, he tried his telephone schtick on my closest friends in LA, who laughed in his face. He soon stopped that tactic. Virtually every fact he posts about me is false, from my height and size to my location and history. The fake endorsement items he talks about ARE true, and putting them up on a website kept him occupied for months trying to chase down every item and warn these people. Chick Corea's manager and I are old friends, and we had a good laugh about it - Morein left literally two dozen messages at his office, insisting that he needed to personally discuss the matter with Chick Corea! His grasp of fantasy vs reality is so poor, you can get him to dance like a chimp with just a little creative thinking. His major downfall is the internet, which for him is his only reality, not understanding that it has little reflection on reality. His letters to the Australian business regulators go into their Robert Morein crackpot file, which I asked them to keep so that Australian immigration can deny him a visitor's visa should he ever ask for one. He's on the same kind of watch list as all terrorists. It is notable that his stalking is confined to those overseas, who he apparently believes won't go to Pennsylvania and kick his ass - assuming that anyone even cares. I wish he was actually part of the pro audio community, he'd then be at conferences with me like the AES in Paris next month, and be easy to hunt down. Stories he tells about doing business with proxies are just hot air - this is a guy that has accomplished nothing in his life including business, where a modicum of sanity is generally a prerequisite. His parents should be ashamed of themselves for not kicking him out of their palatial home long ago. Perhaps they knew he was incapable of coping in the real world, and thought they were doing him a favor. I don't really have a replacement career, it's a very gnawing thing. Robert Morein Dresher, PA (310) 237-6511 (215) 646-4894

Yo, Brian, Can you just post the new parts of your fiction? (if any) We don't have time to read the whole drivel every time when it is usually just cut-n-slime from yoru last rubbish.

Yo, Brian, Can you just post the new parts of your fiction? (if any) We don't have time to read the whole drivel every time when it is usually just cut-n-slime from yoru last rubbish. That's rather like asking a baby to stop throwing its food around. Gareth.

Yo, Brian, Can you just post the new parts of your fiction? (if any) We don't have time to read the whole drivel every time when it is usually just cut-n-slime from yoru last rubbish. That's rather like asking a baby to stop throwing its food around. Gareth. Graham should be along any second now threatening to have his ISP account pulled )  Again! Cheers TT