YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS AND YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE. DEBBIE GIBSON CAN'T SING TO SAVE HER LIFE AND YOU PEOPLE         HAVE NO LIFE FOR FOLLOWING HER MUSIC.                                   BIG STAN        

: YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS AND YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE. : DEBBIE GIBSON CAN'T SING TO SAVE HER LIFE AND YOU PEOPLE       : HAVE NO LIFE FOR FOLLOWING HER MUSIC. Anybody got that form-letter flame??

YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS AND YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE. DEBBIE GIBSON CAN'T SING TO SAVE HER LIFE AND YOU PEOPLE       HAVE NO LIFE FOR FOLLOWING HER MUSIC.   Anybody got that form-letter flame?? I'm sure it's around here somewhere. For myself, I simply smile bemusedly at this poor schnook who's out on the Net when he's supposed to be working, and yet claims to have a life. (Aside to Stan:  Which are you: Chemicals, or Air Products?) And people wonder where American productivity went....cgh   ************************************************* * Charles G. Hill < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it * Complaining at http://pages.prodigy.com/cghill/ * What happens when there's no more rhyme?

Anybody got that form-letter flame?? I sure do!!!! ________________________________________________________ Dear [ ] sir        [ ] clueless one [x] twit         [ ] great man on campus [ ] madam      [ ] dweeb        [ ] twerp        [ ] comrade [ ] Elvis [ ] moon beam  [ ] boor         [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer [ ] citoyen    [ ] Geek         [ ] grad student [ ] cur [ ] Republican [ ] Democrat     [ ] Liberal      [ ] Conservative [ ]Communist [ ] Dilbert    [ ] Dogbert      [ ] Ratbert You are being gently flamed because: [ ] you sent a please remove me from the list message to the list rather       than the list-sever [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads [ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities [ ] you advocated Net censorship [X] you SCREAMED! (used all caps) [ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group [ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article [ ] you posted the inanely stupid '$250 Cookie Recipe' article [ ] you posted an inanely stupid magic-weight loss article [ ] you posted an inanely stupid cheap s**t at high prices article [ ] you posted an inanely stupid 'Fix Your Credit' article [ ] you posted an inanely stupid Good Time Virus warning. [ ] you threatened others with physical harm [ ] you made a bigoted statement(s) [ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority [ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve [ ] you repeatedly have shown lack of humor [ ] you are apparently under compulsion to post to every thread [ ] you are posting an anonymous attack [ ] you responded to an obvious troll [ ] you posted an obvious troll [ ] you have a sig that is more than 5 lines long [ ] you have a sig with more than 4 lines of ASCII graphics [ ] you assumed that AOL/CIS/Prodigy founded the Internet [x] you neglected to do research on the chosen subject [ ] you asked a question that was covered in the available FAQ [ ] you redundantly covered the same point over and over [ ] you assumed that the Internet is a U.S. only phenomenon [ ] you crossposted excessively [ ] you, in any way, make, shape, or form, agreed with Senator Exon [ ] you posted the Good Times virus spread by e-mail message [ ] you used long lines, i.e. you didn't break up your lines after     60-70 characters, thereby making it hard to quote your post. [ ] You posted a request to send business/get well cards to a little     boy with    cancer who is trying to break the guiness book record. [ ] Over 90% of your post was quoted from a previous post. [ ] Over 90% of your post was quoted from a previous post and your     addition was I agree or Me too. [ ] Barged into a quiet little news group/IRC channel/MUD/whatever and started     stinking up the place just because you read an article about the news     group/IRC channel/MUD/whatever in some magazine. [ ] Repeatedly requested info on where to find XXX stuff. [ ] Repeatedly harassed people with androgynous names like Chris, Jamie, or     Rajhatmalhaban, with Are you a girl? or M/F? questions. [ ] you, in any way, make shape, or form, used the term(s)     [ ] infobahn  [ ] Neutopia  [ ] synergy   [ ] warez     [ ]   SUX      [ ] wymyn     [ ] ROOLZ     [ ] KEWL/KOOL/K0oL     [ ] information superhighway  [ ] Other annoying term: [ ] you discussed the following in a non-nutcase newsgroup;     [ ] hollow earth theory            [ ] alien President theory     [ ] orbital mind control frisbees  [ ] faith healing     [ ] government weather control     [ ] Russian psychics [ ] Squeaky Fromme     [ ] the nation of France [ ] robot spy bees     [ ] sexually promiscuous space aliens [ ] Manos, the Hands of  Fate     [ ] Other: [ ] you considered the following to be reliable reference sources;     [ ] Golden Books' Exploring Science , printed 1955     [ ] Any program covered by Talk Soup [ ] SNL News     [ ] Oliver Stone           [ ] Hard Copy  [ ] Inside Edition     [ ] The National Enquirer  [ ] The Sun    [ ] NY Post     [ ] The Union Leader       [ ] Pravda     [ ] OMNI Magazine     [ ] Company Marketing Hype [ ] Microsoft  [ ] The Simpsons     [X] An unidentified, but obviously stupid, person or publication     [X] Other: Yourself  

: YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS AND YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE. : DEBBIE GIBSON CAN'T SING TO SAVE HER LIFE AND YOU PEOPLE       : HAVE NO LIFE FOR FOLLOWING HER MUSIC. :                               BIG STAN         Be a man, Big Stan, and stop listening to Mariah Carey or whoever.  You ahole !!  i VETE PAL CARAJO ! ANother victim to the wrath of the Razor.

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