Hmmm Quotations of G. K. Chesterton: If there were no God, there would be no Atheists. The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen. To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. +++ BIBLE STUDY IN MINIATURE When this city was threatened by an enemy, King Hezekiah shut off its Waterworks. Which city? a. Ephraim b. Jerusalem c. Judah d. Lachish ~~~~~~~ BUCK Dear Dad, How i$ it going in $outh Florida?  $ally and I ju$t $erved $oda$ at Outback $teakhou$e. La$t night I propo$ed to $ally.  We are getting married on $aturday. From, Your $on, $tuie $teven$on Dear Stuie, NO matter what you say, your kNOwledge is more important than astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and techNOlogy. You kNOw Sally will love you NO matter what. From: Your Dad,NOrman Stevenson. ~~~~~~~ STUCK A man takes his seat in the theater, but he is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip. The usher moves him into the second row, and the man rewards him with a mere quarter. The usher looks at his tip for a second and then leans over to whisper to the man, The wife did it. ~~~~~~~ CORRUPT Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.   So, he said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe. Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.  The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon. Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits. +++ ANSWER TO BIBLE STUDY IN MINIATURE When this city was threatened by an enemy, King Hezekiah shut off its Waterworks. Which city? The answer is (b): Jerusalem