I am Princess Devron, first-born daughter of Her Imperial Majesty the Scarlet Empress, heir to the Devron Imperium, holder of the Revered Scarlet Mahogany Light Chalice, High Priestess of the Order of the Muddy Brown Star Seed and Prime Oathkeeper of the Masters of Space.  My duty as the divinely-appointed heir of the Scarlet Empress is to learn at Her side and to take Her place as ruler of all the known galaxy when She at last enters the Hall of the Lost Queens on the planet Devron Black. This is my sacred destiny. I am also Sailor Devron Red, leader of the First Devron Sailor Senshi Fighting Brigade, First Champion of the Devron Imperium, and Defender of the Mahogany Millennium.  My duty is to protect the Devron Imperium and its member planets from all external threats, even at the cost of my life.  This is my sacred destiny. At my side fight the strongest warriors of the Devron Imperium, the Sailor Senshi of the First Devron Fighting Brigade:  Sailor Devron Orange, Sailor Devron Green, Sailor Devron White and Sailor Devron Iridescent.  Their duty is to protect the Devron Imperium and its member planets from all external threats and to defend their Scarlet Princess, even at the cost of their lives.  This is their sacred destiny. They are all dead.  And so, they have failed me and failed the Imperium.  I trust the afterlife will see to their punishment. I no longer stand in my own universe.  I have pursued the Dark Lord Paradox to his home in the Negative Space Cluster.  He has threatened the Devron Imperium in his quest to collect the Seven Divine Star Seeds that will allow him to spread his powers of paradox across the known galaxy.  I am Sailor Devron Red, and I shall destroy him. <The Joy of Cooking scene-switch I am the Dark Lord Paradox, unrivalled master of time and space.   I seek to wrap all life in the sweet embrace of paradox oblivion, to protect the

As Cameron finishes off her first posted entry into OW!, she is quickly struck in the side of the head by a flying rock.  Normally, only nameless otaku get hit in the side of the head by randomly thrown rocks.  But since it was Cameron that was hit, that only meant that the rock was not so random thrown. Attached to the un-randomly thrown rock was a small note which read: Belial's Suggested Guideline #7: Please don't bring your fanfic characters into OW in an attempt to plug your fanfic. For all intents and purposes, every writer has ONE character they work with, either a representation of themselves or a character they created. The problem with fanfic characters of course, is that you usually write them to win, hence unbeatable, hence, stupid. (in fact, this is a good piece of advice for aspiring fanfic writers. No more damn avatar-author senshi who can save the others when even Sailor Moon is hopelessly outgunned! The reason religion is dying is that gods are boring! Humans are interesting!) Post your fanfics if you like, but OW is for fun fantasies and such. Not ego-fests. (look, even Jet Wolf keeps hers hidden away on a web-page!